Monday, October 31, 2011

Happy Halloween!

A Happy Halloween to all of you! This year we are eagerly waiting to see if we get any trick-or-treaters at our new house. Yesterday we had a little party with Paul's family -- really a family BBQ with Halloween themed activities for the nieces. Here are some pictures of our day:

The four nieces came in costume! We had three witches and a kitty-cat:We carved pumpkins American-style and the girls all helped pick what they wanted carved on their own jack-o-lantern. A couple of the girls really got into the de-braining the pumpkin process: We also had a pinata filled with Halloween candy. It took quite a beating, but eventually the darned thing was opened. Never get between a woman and chocolate, I say! Here are the girls with their pumpkins.
Here's Uncle Paul getting into the spirit.Happy Halloween!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Rubbish, Trash, and Russell Brand

In the UK, they don't use the word "trash" or "trashcan." Instead they say "rubbish" or "rubbish bin."

The differences don't stop there. Here where we live, we have a full recycling program where we separate out all food waste, recyclables, and only throw the remaining things in the rubbish bin/trash can. This means we can go longer without changing it -- a lot longer.

So trash can or rubbish bin -- there is a funny little game we all play when we live with someone. I affectionately call it the Trash Can Game. It's when we keep stuffing more and more in -- pushing the contents down and down until the bin is jam-packed full of almost solidified trash. When you live with someone -- the goal is to fit more in so that the other person gets stuck taking out the trash. Admit it. You play the Trash Can Game, too. On a slight tangent, I've been thinking about the Amercian slang "white trash" and how it is really the closest thing to the English term "chav," although the analogy is not perfect. It isn't a term that I feel comfortable using as a non-English person living here. The word "chav" is used primarily to describe someone who is lower-income, dresses a certain way, and usually takes pride in the term. If you want to explore the concept more, check out "Little Britain" or "The Harry Enfield Show."Russell Brand, a quasi actor/rocker here in England (you may have seen him in the recent redux of "Arthur") came out about how the term "chav" shouldn't be used because it was an anchor around the neck of financially deprived people and it promoted a stereotype that served only to alienate people. He called for a complete cessation of the use of the word -- even in comedic circles.The funny thing is that there are many people who (a) probably can't stand Russell Brand to begin with but also (b) view the terminology as a stereotype that is harmless as a comedic goldmine. Comedians by the boatload have come out and called Russell Brand a tw*t (an English swear word I don't usually use, but it is pretty much a quote in this case) because of his assertion.

I'm sure there are people like Paul, too, who just really can't stand Russell Brand and even though he's never/rarely uttered the word "chav" before, might take it up as a banner against RB now.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

An English Beach Holiday

In England, there are some glorious days to go to the beach and soak up the sun. Unfortunately, 362 days of the year are not those three days. So today I would like to tell you all about our beach holiday to Southwold in late June and about my impressions of the English spirit and determination when it comes to enjoying a beach holiday no matter the weather.
Southwold is a beautiful little English seaside town that is a bit sleepy in nature. It has a pier, but differs from the bigger more Victorian seaside pier towns like Brighton and it also differs from cities like Yarmouth that are mainly focused on the seaside arcade-type and entertainment attractions. Sure, Southwold has a little pier with a little arcade with various video games, but the overall impression I took from it was that it was mainly known for the working fishing port, a small lighthouse, and the Adnams brewery. (Adnams is a Suffolk cask ale that is absolutely lovely!) Here is a picture of what most of the town looks like -- including the lighthouse: This is a view of Southwold from the sea (or rather from the pier):Those little beach houses/huts seem to be a typical feature of the English coastline in this neck of the woods. One of the days there, we took a walk down the coastline to the working fishing harbor and found this little gem of a restaurant where you can bring your own beverages (wine) and enjoy seafood fresh out of the ocean. The trip also left me with an appreciation of just how determined the holiday-makers there were to have a nice beach vacation -- despite the driving wind and cold weather. And when I say wind....this is what I mean:We were bundled up the entire time! Yet, I was amazed to see so many beach-goers. In fact, it appears as if England has invented a beach accessory hitherto unseen by anyone on California's beaches -- the wind-break. The below picture illustrates how English people, determined to have quality time on the beach despite raging wind and cold, use windbreaks to ensure proper beach enjoyment. (Note: this picture wasn't from our trip, it is just an illustration of the type of windbreaks we saw and forgot to photo.)Even more perplexing, I've come to believe that young English boys are born with five extra layers of skin that provides extra insulation to the cold weather. These four went charging into the ocean despite the fact the rest of the world was bundled up in winter gear. I think it generally speaks to the iron will of all English holiday-goers that we saw many scenes like the above. We saw parents forcing children to have a picnic in the sandstorms on the beach behind their windbreaks. Of course they were all huddled in blankets. We saw couples all bundled up in scarves eating ice-cream cones that -- as they licked -- sent streams of melting ice cream in parallel to the ground flying into the faces of passers-by. We even saw one old man in front of his beach hut, lying on a beach recliner in the "sunshine" covered with three blankets while nursing a thermos of hot tea. We saw several families walking out on the pier -- children frantically trying to hold on to any stable surface to keep from blowing away -- and heard the following out of pretty much every father:

We have driven all the way here and by golly you are going to enjoy our time at the beach today!

Monday, October 10, 2011

The Great Train Robbery

It was as I stood up to collect my things and depart the train in Amsterdam that I realized that I had been robbed. My bag was missing and for one brief moment I thought maybe it had shifted to another part of the baggage rack above my head. It was a brief moment, though, and when it became clear that it was gone. All of it. My computer -- gone. My camera -- gone. My passport -- worst of all -- gone.

I held it together when I went to speak to the conductor just long enough for it to dawn on me that even if I could get a replacement passport from the embassy -- it would likely only get me home to England and I would have to cancel my trip to the US this week. It would mean that I wouldn't see the friends I haven't seen in two years. It would mean I couldn't go wedding dress shopping with my mother. It would mean I couldn't hug my father -- someone who went through a horrible car accident this summer and who more than pretty much anyone in the world I wanted to hug.

I immediately was thrown back to a night when I was very little -- about 4 years old -- when our family returned from an evening out to a home had been burgled. As we walked in our house, the robbers were flying out the back door. Dad turned around and quickly herded the rest of us right back out the front door and Mom took us to the neighbor's house. I remember sitting there -- being told that robbers had come to our house to steal our things. I was especially worried about my Holly Hobby doll -- the one with braids you could pull to close her eyes at bedtime. I just KNEW the robbers would take something so precious. (As you can probably guess -- it was actually sitting untouched in my bedroom as they had opted for more lucrative items.) I remember feeling scared and vulnerable and I remember just how I felt when I saw the fear in my parents' eyes when they ushered us out of the unsafe house. Here I was, a business woman in her 30s, on a business trip, with all the sensibilities of an adult -- thrown back completely to the feelings of a vulnerable 4 year old. I'm ashamed to admit I had a volley of hot wet tears running down my face.

To be fair -- part of my "losing it" had to do with fear, but part of it had to do with anger. This same week, my colleague had her computer stolen at Gare du Nord in Paris and I had been targeted a couple of times on the street (as I stuck out like a sore thumb walking in a suit in the middle of the day with a suitcase) by unsavory folks. I was angry at the professional criminals that conduct these thefts. I was angry at myself for not taking better care of my possessions. And most of all, I was angry that some bad person had taken away the opportunity for me to see my family.

After reporting the crime to the police, I received a phone call with the very last 30 seconds of charge left on my phone -- from a number in the Netherlands. A very kind man and his boyfriend had been out for a night at the bars in Rotterdam and came to find a bag turned upside down on their car, with my business card set inside. It had been emptied of my computer and camera (and my asthma inhaler?), but miraculously, my passport was intact. These kind souls turned the bag into the police and I was able to claim it the next day and continue on my work travels. Because of these kind people -- I can now see my good friends married this Saturday, go wedding-dress shopping with my mom, and give a big hug to my dad.

Monday, October 03, 2011

Foxy Monday

This morning as I prepared to leave town on a business trip -- I was sitting at our dining room table with the doors of the conservatory open to our back garden/yard. Suddenly, I heard a little noise in the bushes and looked up to see that we had a little visitor today. Sorry the pictures is so blurry -- he/she was moving fast and I only captured a quick shot of our adopted foxy friend because I happened to have my camera right next to me.

(I must admit I feel that our house is a "proper" English house now that we have a REAL ENGLISH FOX at the bottom of our garden.)

Sunday, October 02, 2011

The English approach to laundry -- and the laundry fork

I think pretty much every expat in the UK who has a blog has devoted at least one or two posts to the different attitude that is taken to laundry here. I just feel compelled to write about it myself today.

Today is a glorious sunny day in the mid 20s (80s F), with a light breeze and clear skies. My first reaction to weather like this? When I was in California it was "beach day!" And even though growing up in Ohio where we grilled our dinner outside even in the dead of winter, I still think of days like this as "what a great day for a BBQ!" But having moved to England and learned the idiosyncracies of laundry here -- now I'm starting to find my first reaction is "what a great laundry day!" (Yes..that is sad on so many levels, I know.)

You see, most US houses have a tumble dryer. In fact, it is so common, we just call it a "dryer." Here in England, when you say "dryer" you could be refering to the little stand next to your sink where dishes dry, a towel, or even the (grumbling) kid in your family who needs to dry the dishes-- but rarely do they mean the big white appliance that dries clothing. You know what that is? Because nobody has them. Ok -- maybe that is a teeny bit of an over-exaggeration. 10% of people have tumble dryers. The rest do not. Despite the fact that this is probably one of the grayest and rainiest countries in the world, people here mainly line-dry their laundry.

Why? I can't seem to figure this out. One reason given by most people is that they are energy-concious and don't want to waste resources in drying laundry that can be dried outside. I'd say that makes a good deal of sense on a beautiful day like today, so this gets me part-way to understanding the reasoning. But when you live in a little apartment (or even a not-so-little house) and you are trying to wash (and dry!) sheets in the middle of the winter -- the energy-saving arguement doesn't really fit against what a pain it is to get all of your linens arranged on drying horses and all around the furniture all over your house. This all might leave my American friends scratching their heads. Why wouldn't they get dryers? They're not more expensive than in the US...or hard to find. You know...I have no idea, but I can guarantee you that if you walk down a street in the winter and look in the windows of the homes -- you'll see people camped out under laundry tents in their living rooms.

I suspect the lack of tumble dryers here has a lot to do with space. The houses are a lot smaller and were built quite a long time ago in comparison to many American houses. It is rare for homes to have a garage where a dryer could be annexed. In fact, as many living overseas know, the actual washing machine is usually jerry-rigged under the countertop in the kitchen due to lack of "laundry room" which we have in the states. That -- or people just didn't have them in the 60s in the bulk that we implemented them in the US (here there was still a post-war recession while the US had the post-war boom) and they entire idea never took off? Hmmm...

Whatever the reason, in the winter, I miss my tumble dryer. In the summer, I honestly miss it too as at our last apartment I always had to frantically chase Paul out the door to the communal laundry line to remove all my underwear so that I could hang them indoors. (I mean....I didn't want our NEIGHBORS to see my knickers!)

I tell you all of this to share with you the laundry situation at our new house. When we moved in -- we were both delighted with our new "conservatory" (US equivalent = sun room? glassed-in porch?)I daydreamed about winter mornings where it would be warm in there and I could sit with a cup of coffee and watch the birds in our back garden.When we had friends over for a BBQ the other day, I realized just how "American" my reaction was to this room -- as every single English person made about the same remark when they first saw our conservatory. "Ooooooh.....ahhhhh." Yeah -- I liked that part, too! Then, "this room will be so GREAT at drying your laundry in the winter!" What? No sipping coffee watching birds? Laundry?!?

I will leave you with one image that makes me giggle each time I hang the laundry. For those of you like myself who have been spoiled your entire life with tumble dryers -- when you have a really big laundry line -- it sometimes sags in the middle and you need something called a laundry pole to hold it up. They usually are a type of telescoping stick with a prong on the end. when we moved in to our new house, we found this hand-made laundry pole:Look closer and enjoy the ingenuity!:

The day that an alien abducted me...

So here I was....all happy the day after Easter being newly engaged and all....sitting in my front room having a cup of pre-bedtime chamomile tea and gazing dreamily at my lovely engagement ring. Ooooooh....how it sparkled! I was mesmerized and right then....whamo! A great big beam of light flew right into the front windows, blinding me. I cried out for my sweetie, Paul, but my voice made no noise. Instead of my darling running into the room to inspect the situation, there was a 2-foot little green alien standing right in front of me. He had four eyes, and I don't mean he was wearing glasses. He literally had four eyes.
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"Howdy" said the alien in a Southern drawl. "My name is Bob. Bob-the-Alien. I'm here to abduct you." Really -- I promise. His name was Bob.
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"What?! You can't! I'll be missed!" I insisted.
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"No you won't. We'll just put our standard body-double in your place and nobody will know what hit them. Don't worry. We'll return you when we're done with our tests."
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So that is the last thing I remember -- this past spring. I found myself awake today in bed and woke up to realize it is October. I have no idea how the last few months passed so quickly (the blink of an eye for me!) It seems I have a whole summer of goings-ons to catch up on....and to catch you and my blog up on. In fact, it seems I should write about:
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--Moving into a new house
--Growing my fledgling business to the point it is bursting at the seams
--Travelling to and fro all over Europe
--Planning a wedding
--Meeting and visiting with my new niece
--The allotment -- where we have GIANT (alien?) pumpkins ready for carving
--Baking new delicious things and making over 100 jars of jam
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Apparently my body-double was busy this summer!
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So please pardon the catch-up of topics. I blame the alien. Also, I should say that if you visit, any loud noise sometimes makes me start crowing like a rooster. Must be a side-effect of the experiments.

Thursday, May 05, 2011

An engaging Easter walk in the woods

This Easter was a very special one for Paul and I. In the afternoon, we went out to a woodland outside of Norwich called Hockering Woods. It is a proper ancient English woodland with a myriad of thousands of bluebells carpeting the forest floor. It was so pretty I snapped a few pictures: While we had exchaged chocolate Easter eggs earlier in the morning (they do eggs instead of bunnies here) -- Paul turned ot me and said he had another Easter egg treat for me. He pulled out of his bag a kindersurprise egg. It is a little chocolate egg the size of your palm that has a little plastic capsule inside that hides a little toy. They look a little like this: So I unwrapped the egg and gave Paul a bit of the chocolate and when I opened the trinket capsule -- inside was a beautiful and sparkly engagement ring! Paul proposed and I said YES!
Neither one of us could stop smiling! We're getting hitched!

Allotment update

We've been busy on the allotment and even enlisted the help of two of our friends, Hitesh and Angela, in the effort to get our veg in the ground before it gets too late in the year. Thanks to their help, we now have 60 potatoes in the ground ready to grow. (And let me tell you -- it was MUCH harder work than we thought because the trenches we dug were FULL of blackberry roots -- some about as thick as your wrist!) We also planted the back part of the plot with various vegetables. We have sugar snap peas, bok-choy, spring cabbage, zucchini/courgette, pumpkin, butternut squash, rhubarb, beets/beetroot, and even some melon. Just today Paul's sister brought us some more plants so we'll have tomato, lettuce, cauliflower, and brusselsprouts.

We still have the middle 1/2 of the plot covered in blackberry stalks and dead grass so we'll keep working at that little by little each week to get it ready for winter planting. That's if the blackberry regrowth and bindweed don't keep us too busy on the other parts!

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Telly advert giggle (Weetabix)

This television advert (commercial) has been giving me the giggles lately. I wanted to share! I especially love the dog at the end....

Monday, April 04, 2011

Allota love for the allotment

Several years ago, Paul put his name on the city registry to get an allotment -- a small parcel of land where we can grow vegetables. These waiting lists often take years. Last year we were both surprised that his name had come up and there was a 1/2 allotment plot waiting for us. The letter mysteriously said they would give us the second year free as "there was a lot of work to be done to repair the state of the plot."

When we first went to see the plot -- the entire 150 sq meter area was covered in 9 feet tall blackberry brambles. Here is a picture of Paul last autumn -- on our second attempt to cut down all the brambles -- at this point 1/2 of our plot was still covered.

Here is the same vantage point earlier this month -- after all the clearing had been done last year we went back to burn the dried out bramble remains this year. The large amount of rain we had in January and February had done their magic -- bringing us now an entire plot filled with grass.We came back just last week and pulled up some carpet that a former owner must have put down over 5 years ago. It was buried underneath a layer of dirt and many new grasses and plants, therefore pulling it up was hard work. Here is a picture of the pile of carpet we pulled up.
Here is the state of the entire plot from the same view as the above pictures -- note that you can now see the entire building behind the allotment...and.....and.....DIRT! Hooray!
We sprayed a bunch of round-up on the grasses and are heading back later this week to take a peek at how things are going. We have seed potatoes chitting (such an awesome word) in the window-sills at home right now. We will be planting those in the coming weeks.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Traditional English folk-dance OR too many pints at the pub + stolen tea towels?

Today, Paul and I got up somewhat early and went to the city centre library for their twice annual DVD sale and we got a little treat. There is a festival currently running in Norwich called The Dragon Festival. Most of the activities are for children (puppet shows, craft activities, etc.) but today several groups of local Morris dancers were preforming for the festival.

Morris dancing apparently goes back several century in England. Apparently, it dates back to the late 1400s in England and may have similar roots to folk dancing in other European countries such as France, Italy, and Croatia. The term "Morris" seems to have its roots in "moorish" which is similar to the folk dances in those other countries as well.

I've previously seen the Morris dancers walking around town with their bells jangling around their shins, but haven't been lucky enough to catch a performance. Today I happened to have my camera handy, so here is a little video of The King's Morris, a troupe (side) from King's Lynn:


And here is the Golden Star Morris side from Norwich:


I especially like their uber-cool pipe-smoking accordian player:


I got to know The King's Morris' "beast", the dragon Izeels: